just don’t wear white

posted at 2:30 am by brandon in in a lather

“You can actually, on a soap opera, marry eight to ten men and not be considered a tramp at all.


— the marvelous Kelly Ripa, explaining to David Letterman in 2001 why her oft-wedded “All My Children” character isn’t, ahem, easy


2 responses to “just don’t wear white”

  1. the buzz from Chip:

    I love this quote.

    Mostly, I find it incredibly appropriate that my iTunes randomly played two Dixie Chicks songs while I was catching up on your fab new blog. ‘Bout damn time.

  2. the buzz from brandon:

    Chip! Where the hell have you been? I haven’t talked to you in months! It’s simply not acceptable. Those goofy, ignorant Dixie Chicks earn a resounding “feh,” but thanks nonetheless for patronizing the Buzz. I miss you, sir!