A pitched a hissy fit over the Michael J. Fox quotation, so let’s see how this one grabs him.
From one of American cinema’s great classics, Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion:
Romy: “All right, according to this chart, if we wanna lose a pound a day, we have to burn twice as many calories as we eat. So that means if we wanna burn 4000 calories, we only have to run twenty miles a day!”
Michele: “Oh! Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Shivitz’s class? There was, like, always a word problem. Like, there’s a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going, like, you know… some other miles, and… how long does it take him to get to town? It was like, ‘Who cares? Who wants to go to town with somebody who drives a rowboat?!'”
To quote Joanne Woodward, my heart. Is full.